High Maintenance Mom

Aaron Spelling, the master behind many of the shows I grew up watching, died on Friday. See his biography on the IMDb and a list of his shows on tv.com. My condolences to the Spelling family and thank you Aaron for all those years of entertaining television...

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From Melrose Place

Sydney: What's happening in her world is not exactly happening in ours.

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From Soapdish

Edwards: I would like to voice my strong concern about this show's spiraling decline in ratings. David, ever since you took us to the Caribbean, it's been Jamaica homeless people sucking soup, and a big wave outside that cost a hundred thousand dollars. That's depressing and it's expensive, two words I hate. You know the words I like? I like the word "peppy" and the word "cheap". Peppy and cheap.

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From Mr. Mom

Jack Butler: You wanna beer?
Ron Richardson: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Jack Butler: Scotch?